“So you like dirty talk, eh?”
“What? I… uh… well yeah. I mean… what are you asking?”
“You… want… me… to… talk… dirrrrrr-ty… to… you…. right?”
“I guess so. I mean, well… you know.”
“Right, whatever. Anyway, that’s not my normal thing, so it’s going to cost you extra.”
“Cost me extra? I…”
“Yes, cost you extra. Good God, is this that hard to understand? If you want me to talk dirty to you, it’ll cost more than what we agreed on. More money? You get it now? How much do you have?”
“Oh! More money! Yes. I understand now.”
“Great, you understand… the sun shines again. Why don’t you stop grinning… reach into your back pocket… pull out your wallet… and let’s see if you can afford me.”
“Uh, my wallet isn’t in my back pocket, it’s in my jacket.”
“Do you really think I care?”
“No, no of course not. Here… uh… what will that get me?”
“That’s it? Damn it, stop fidgeting. All right, look. About all this will get you is pretty much this right now. I’ll treat you like shit, talk down to you, etc, but at least it’ll be during sex. Got me?”
“Oh, yes… I’m sure that’ll be just fine.”
“Maybe… maybe I’ll do the more normal stuff. You know: Oooh, ahh… fuck me now, you big stud. But I wouldn’t expect much feeling behind it.”
“No, of course not. I understand.”
“Fuck, you’re not even going to be able to tip me, are you?”
“Um, no.. I guess not. Not now. I mean, because you’re already…”
“Yeah, I get it. I must be losing my fucking mind.”
“All right then there, stud. No time like the present, and the clock is definitely ticking. What say you pull out that big fat cock of yours and let’s get this thing started.”
“Um… why are you laughing?”
“I… I guess I misfired with that little bit of dirty talk then, didn’t I?”
“…..”
“I elazığ escort mean… John Holmes’ legend isn’t exactly in danger now, is it?”
“It’s not… I mean… it’s…”
“You think you’ve got a big cock?”
“Well, no… but it’s…”
“I’m sorry… did you want me to start an inventory of all the cocks I’ve seen and where your little weiner fits into that scale?”
“Noooo…. I suppose not.”
“Damn…. You would, wouldn’t you? You’d love that. Never mind, I don’t want to know. Let’s just say, I’m removing ‘Deep Throat’ from the phrases I’m going to use today.”
“Okay, I understand.”
“Now, let’s see. Normally I’m the one going down, but I suppose that’s not going to work today. I mean, dirty talk doesn’t sound the same, even if it’s just a little cocktail weiner in my mouth, right?”
“I guess not.”
“So, are you going to go down on me today, loverboy? You going to stick your mouth on my filthy, nasty, well-used pussy?”
“Yeah… okay… I’d like that.”
“Wow, you’re just Shakespeare over there, aren’t you?”
“I’m sorry… I don’t know what to say.”
“Never mind… just get on the bed… on your back. Now… push my panties aside. Good.”
“Mmmmmph.”
“Oh, shut up. Now… ooh, yeah… mmmmmm….. That’s…. You do know you’re supposed to use your tongue, right? Okay… that’s right, I guess… fuck me with your fat tongue, stud…”
“MmmmmMMMMMMMfffffffff.”
“What the fuck is your problem now?”
“I… I can’t really breathe.”
“I’ve been on top of you for all of about 30 seconds. Really? Fine… I’ll be more careful.”
“Oooh, yeah…. You’re making me feel so hot. My pussy is just… OUCH! Never mind your fucking teeth… you don’t have enough talent to know how to use them. Just use your fucking tongue.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Yeah.. You escort elazığ said that. Just shut up and start licking. Don’t try to find my clit, I’ll bring it to you. Mmmmm…. Oooh, yeah, stud… that’s so good… you’re making me…. you’re making me… You’re making me seasick.”
“Am I doing something wrong?”
“It’s not so much doing something wrong, as the total absence of anything right.”
“Never mind… we’ll just move on to fucking. And I think we’ll just stick to doggy-style. Next time you might want to invest in some breath mints, and maybe some deodorant.”
“I’ve got deodorant on.”
“Then I guess you need to find a stronger brand.”
“You do recognize this position, right? Girl on all fours, begging to be fucked from behind? Sorry… I mean willing to be fucked from behind? You kneel behind her and stick your cock in.”
“Are you going to take your clothes off?”
“Do you have any more money?”
“No, you took all my money.”
“Right… so why waste time with stupid questions?”
“Um… you’re kinda tall.”
“And you’re kinda ugly.”
“Oh, right. Except that your height affects what we’re doing here.”
“Believe me, so does your ugliness.”
“Um, yeah. I… I don’t know if I can do you from behind. Your hips are too high.”
“Here… put the pillow under your knee, and then swing your other leg up… no, so you’re just kneeling on one… No… Damn it, fine… I’ll show you.”
“Eeep!”
“Shut up… head down, ass up. It shouldn’t be that hard for you to pretend you’re a girl. There… you see? You just kneel on one knee, the other one over the girls hips, and with the extra help from the pillow you should be able to enter me. Plus you get better leverage. Not that I’m exactly expecting manly thrusts, but you get the idea.”
“Okay… yes, I get it. elazığ escort bayan Ow… that hurts.”
“That’s called a reach-around, little baby. But when it’s your turn, don’t bother.”
“Are we ready to try this again? Are you propped up high enough?”
“Yes… I think that’ll do it.”
“Okay, don’t fall off now. Now… fire away.”
“Mmmmmm, yeah… oooooo…. Baby… feels so good. You fill me up so good. Unh…. Unh…. Unh…. Unh…. Unh…. Unh…. Unh…. Unh…. Unh…. Unh….”
“Um, excuse me?”
“What? What the fuck is wrong now?”
“I stopped fucking you a little while ago.”
“So?”
“The sounds you were making, you didn’t stop when I did. I mean, that’s kinda the problem. When I was fucking you, they didn’t… they didn’t match what I was doing, you know?”
“You’re complaining about my rhythm? At least I had some. I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.”
“Well, it’s a little distracting.”
“FINE. I’ll make sure to grunt only when your hips hit my ass, okay?”
“Yes… that would be perfect, thank you.”
“All right damn it, I’ve had enough.”
“Whoa!”
“Shut up, and get on your back. I’m gonna make you cum, and we’re gonna be done with this.”
“Ouch! That’s too hard!”
“Shut up. I’m gonna hurt you, and you’re gonna like it. You’re gonna cum because I’m going to abuse you. I’m going to turn you into my little pain slut, and then you’re going to go away, permanently.”
“Oh, fuck…. Ow, ow, ow, OW, OW, OWWWWWWWWWWW!”
“Yeah, whatever… look at you, rock fucking hard, and don’t think I don’t see your hips pushing up into my head with each time I yank you. You’re going to cum, and you’re going to cum hard. You’re going to spew your nasty little sperm all over yourself. Do it…. DO IT FUCKING NOW!”
“Honey?”
“MMMMmmmmmmmm.”
“Hon… don’t fall asleep yet.”
“MMmph? What? I’m sorry. What is it, dear?”
“Are you doing okay?”
“Oh, God yes. I’m feeling so fucking good.”
“So you liked that then? You told me to surprise you.”
“I absolutely loved it. You are my queen of Dirty Talk.”