A woman from France is touring in the United States when she develops a serious case of the crabs. She decides to go to a pharmacy and get some medicine for her condition. Her English is not very good and she Escort tells the pharmacist, “I vould like some medicine that geet reed of bugs …
THREE GUYS AND THE GUINNESS BOOK
Three guys, who were old friends were hanging out one day when one of them starts looking at his hands continually. Finally one of the others asks him about this and the friend replies, “Well, I have noticed how small my hands are. I bet they are the smallest men’s hands in the world. I …
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Q. What’s in the toilet of the Escort star ship enterprise?A. The captains log.
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Mom and son…….Son1: ChanSon2: Jack MOM: Your father will be released from prison by this year after his 15 years of jail life….. Jack: Escort ho! It is good to hear !!I have an idea to suprise him mom… Mom: whats that honey ?? Jack: Escort Bayan we should Fuck immediately and suprise him with …
Masturbate for Peace Bumper Stickers
* Hairy palms, not cluster bombs * War’s not kind, beat yourself blind * Cream your khakis, not Iraqis. * Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy * Don’t send the fleet, just beat your meat * War is shit, rub your clit Escort * Side with France, reach down your pants * Peace is the …
In The Butcher’s Shop
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide Escort her with free meat until …
Getting The Most Out Of Counselling
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each other’s throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the Escort counsellor’s office, …
DEAR ABBY, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Dear Abby: I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee’s mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit …
ANIMAL PARK NEEDS SOLUTION FOR GORILLA IN HEAT
A small West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian diagnosed the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species Escort …
Another AirBNB Booking Part 3
Another AirBNB Booking Part 3I laid in bed with Lisa and thanked her for her participation, she hugged me and smiled telling me she really enjoyed it, we all had fun and we both thought that Mel was hot. I woke early as I wasn’t sure what time Mel had to leave as we didn’t …